Purane Chorr Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain

Sabhi Kamre, Bawarchi Khane, Lawn Hazir Hain
Purane Chor Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain

Kabhi Kisi Ka Na Koi Khayal Karte Hain
Achanak Raat 12 Baje Bhi Aa Tapakte Hain
Akele Hi Jinhe Bardasht Karna Baat Hai Okhi
Woh Apne Sath Le Aate Hain Pori Fauj Bachon Ki
Jo Aana Zaroori Tha To Banda Phone To Karde
Yeh Kaisa Surprise Hai K Moo Chuk K Laga Aaye

Bana Kar Jaan Hamari Yeh Wabaal-e-Jaan Karte Hain
Puraney Chor Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain

Takaluf Mein Agar Pochenge K Khayenge Kya
To Kahenge Chaye Thehr K, Pehle Ho Jaye Thanda
Abhi Hum Diet Par Hain, Diet Bottle Hi Mangayiye Ga
Taayi Cake K Siwa Kuch Bhi Na Laayiye Ga
Zara Sa Choclate Cake Le Aayiye Ga Mere Jogi
Ciggerete Bhi Agar Milen To Ek Dabbi Bohat Hogi

Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa Aur Paan Haazir Hain
Purane Chorr Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain