Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Usay Qareeb Se Dekhne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K
Dil Mein Armano Ki Qabr Kar K

Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko
De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi
Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi

Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe Thay
Mun Se Aglay Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe Thay

Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya Hai
Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jawaab Aaya Hai

 
Kaaliyan Bariyan We Paper Nu Me Laawan
Speed Me 220 Di Likhaan
Teacher De Saamne Me Nai Rukda,
Em A Night Writer
Removaan Maar Maar Paper Nu Chehk Kad Da
Saaray Bachey Takde We Ki Hogaya
Lagda We Aj Mera Paper Hogaya
Un Nu Me Puchda
Ni Paper Sada Le Ja Ni Jattiye
Ni Dur Isay Le Ja We Ariye
Ni Teacher Tu Meri, Meri
Mein Tera Student Dent.. 

 
Jab Load Shedding Ho Out Of Control
Khirki Darwaze Khol..
Khirki Darwaze Khol..
Chanda Mama Ko Bol !

Aall izzz Wel

KESC Wale Kya Jane Student Ka Ab Kya Hoga??

Revision Karega Ya Paseene Mein Khuwaar Hoga?

Tu Mom Batti Jala

Generator Chala U.P.S Laga K Bol
Bhaiya Aall izz Well

Aall izz Well..!!

 
Daal Mein Jo Kala Hai Jee
Wo Garam Masala Hai Jee
Ek Pal Ki Hamein Khabar Nahi
Maghr Mansooba Sau Saala Hai Jee
Usay Rishwat Khaane Ka Haq Hai
Jo Minister Ka Sala Hai Jee
Hum Ne Dil Kisi Ko De Dala Hai Jee
Ab Allah Hi Uska Rakhwala Hai Jee
Hum Unka Kya Churaate Thay
Jo Humein Dil Se Nikala Hai Jee 

 
Duniya Mein Apni Aik Se Dil-Rubayi Hai Ji
Kya Bataaon Bhaiya Wo Meri Humsayi Hai Ji
Hum Isay Apni Khush Qismati Samjhte Hain
Jo Hum Ne Uski Sachi Mohabat Paayi Hai Ji
Aisi Khatrnaak Aurat Se Mohabat Kar K
Hum Ne Apni Zindgi Daao Pe Lagayi Hai Ji
Aaj Gali K Logon Se Mujhe Pata Chala Hai
K Wo Kafir Haseena Badi Harjayi Hai Ji
Jo Kabi Murghi Palak Khilaati Thi Bade Pyar Se
Woi Aaj Hum Se Hui Parayi Hai Ji 

 
Na Bijli Na CNG Na Safe Kisi Ki Jaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Jhootay Sachey Case Bana K Ek Doojay Ko Rolayen
Jahan Pe Common Faida Inke Wahan Ekhatay Ho Len
Jail Training Le K Niklein Bane Siyasatdaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Khambay Sath Khalotay Rehnde Jo Wehle Mustanday
Banda Inko Lamyaan Pa K Changa Phanday
Janjjj Kisi Ki Dhol Kisi Ka Aewain e Nachi Jaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Har Ek Match Pe Satta Laga K Har Bar Harday
Har Ek Road Pe Shokhay One-Wheeling Pe Karde
Agli Nassal K Hath Mein Hai Sheesha Cigerrete Paan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Aap Broiler Ban Gaye Hum Kha Kha Chicken Machini
Sunyaarey Bhi Sona Chad K Bechne Lag Gaye Cheeni
Paanch Rupay K Sikkay Jitna Paanch Rupay Ka Naan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Jese Tota Mena Ranjha Mangey Apni Choori
Wese Har Ek File K Andar Note Zarooori
Warna Chakkar Lagatey Ho Jayen Halkaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Chatting Message Msn K Peechey Kaise Bhaagay
Package Karwa K Saari Raatain Jaagay
Khatam Howay Inke Parrhan Parhaaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Ghar Aaraam Se Baithey Honge Road Pe Sabko Jaldi
Sabar Ka Phal Jo Meetha, Nahi Hai Iski Demand
Chahey Hon Inke Chaalaaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan

Aadat Parri Dikhaway Ki, Woh Jaan Na Is Se Chootay
Masnoooyi Se Ho Gaye Saaray Sab Rishtay Tootay
Buray Lage Sab Rishte, Zeher Lagen Mehmaaan
Mein Sadkay Qurbaan Mera Sohna Pakistan


 
Sabhi Kamre, Bawarchi Khane, Lawn Hazir Hain
Purane Chor Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain

Kabhi Kisi Ka Na Koi Khayal Karte Hain
Achanak Raat 12 Baje Bhi Aa Tapakte Hain
Akele Hi Jinhe Bardasht Karna Baat Hai Okhi
Woh Apne Sath Le Aate Hain Pori Fauj Bachon Ki
Jo Aana Zaroori Tha To Banda Phone To Karde
Yeh Kaisa Surprise Hai K Moo Chuk K Laga Aaye

Bana Kar Jaan Hamari Yeh Wabaal-e-Jaan Karte Hain
Puraney Chor Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain

Takaluf Mein Agar Pochenge K Khayenge Kya
To Kahenge Chaye Thehr K, Pehle Ho Jaye Thanda
Abhi Hum Diet Par Hain, Diet Bottle Hi Mangayiye Ga
Taayi Cake K Siwa Kuch Bhi Na Laayiye Ga
Zara Sa Choclate Cake Le Aayiye Ga Mere Jogi
Ciggerete Bhi Agar Milen To Ek Dabbi Bohat Hogi

Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa Aur Paan Haazir Hain
Purane Chorr Kar Aao Naye Mehmaan Hazir Hain

 
Chalo Aao Ab Mosam Ka Maza Chakhain
Tamaam Dawain Bachoon Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhain

Tumse Milne Ki Ab Kya Justuju Karain
Tabiyat Zada Kharaab Ho To Doctor Se Rujuh Karain

Humari Chahat Ka Kuch To Khayal Karain
Syrup Ko Achi Tarha Hilla Kar istemaal Karain

Dil Mera Toot Gaya Uthi Jab Uski Doli
Subha Dopehr Sham Ek Ek Goli

Dil Mera ishq Karne Par Raza Mand Rahega
Jummay K Din Clinic Band Rahega 

 
Ye Baat Samajh Mein Aayi Nahi?
Aur Mummy Ne Samjhayi Nahi?

Main Kaise Mithi Baat Karun?
Jab Mithi Cheez Koi Khai Nahi?
Ye Chand Kaisa Maamu Hai?
Jab Mummy Ka Wo Bhai Nahi?

Kyu Lambe Baal Hain Bhaalu K?
Kyu Usne Triming Karai Nahi?
Kya Wo Bhi Ganda Bachha Hai?
Ya Jungle Mein Koi Naai Nahi?

Nana Ki Biwi Jab Nani Hai?
Dada Ki Biwi Jab Dadi Hai?
Papa Ki Biwi Kyun Papi Nahi?

Samundar Ka Rang Kyun Neela Hai?
Jab Neel Kisi Ne Milai Nahi?
Jab School Mein itni Neend Aati Hai?
To Kyun Bed Wahan Rakhwai Nahi?

Ye Baat Samajh Mein Aayi Nahi?
Aur Mummy Ne Samjhai Nahi?

 
Aaj Apni Muhabbat Ko Naya Morr Diya Us Ne
Chat Se Dhakka De Haath Chorr Diya Us Ne

Pehle Hansta Tha Main Ab Bas Muskurata Hun
Maar K Mukka Aagay Ka Daant Torr Diya Us Ne

Us Ne Ishaara Kiya K Kuch Kehna Hai Tumse
Kaan Paas Kiya To Marorr Diya Us Ne

Sardiyan Aayin To Laya Maaltay Us Be-Wafa K Liye
Malta Kha K Chilka Ankhon Main Nichor Diya Us Ne

Bewafai Ki Hadh Hi Kar Di Aaj Us Zalim Ne
Milne Ghar Gaya To Peechay Kutta Chor Diya Us Ne

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