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Computerised Aashiq

3/24/2012

Tumse Mila Main Kal To, Mere Dil Mein Hua Ek Sound
Lekin Aaj Tum Mili To Kehti Ho: Your file not found!

Ab Aur Kaho Na Tum, "But" Ya "If"
Tum Ho Meri Zindagi Ki Animated .gif

Aisa Bhi Nahi Hai K, I Don't Like Your Face
Par Dil K Computer Mein Nahin Hai Enough Disk Space

Ghar Se Nikalti Ho Tum Jab Pehen K Evening Gown
Too Many Requests Se Ho Jaata Hai Server Down

Tumhaare Liye Pyaar Ki Application Create Main Karonga
Tum Usay Debug Karna Wait Main Karonga

Tumhaara Intezaar Karte Karte Main So Gaya
Yeh Dekho Mera Connection Time Out Ho Gaya

Kya Chaal Hai Tumhaari Jaise Chalti Hai Koi Cat
What Is Your ICQ Number Aao Karein Chat

Computerised Shayri

3/24/2012

Jo Sadiyon Se Hota Aaya Hai
Woh Repeat Kar Doonga...
Tu Na Mili To Tujhko Dil Se
Ctrl+Alt+delete Kar Doonga...
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Company Ki Ladkiyaan Sunder Hain
Aur Lonely Hain...
Problem Ye Hai K Bas Woh
READ-ONLY Hain...
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Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste
Karna Bhool Gaye...
Dil Se Aisa CUT Kiya
K PASTE Karna Bhool Gaye...
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Tumhare Saamne Hain Itne Items
Kabhi Hamein Bhi Pick Karo...
Hamare Pyar K ICON Pe
Kabhi To Tum DOUBLE-CLICK Karo...
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Roz Subha Hum Karte Hain
Itne Pyar Se Unhe Good Morning...
Woh Humhe Ghoor Kar Dekhte Hain
Jaise 0 ERRORS But 5 WARNINGS...
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Ho Gayi Ghalti Humse, Click Hogaya Mouse
Duniya Ki Parwaah Choro, Ban Jao Meri Spouse

Mera Bakra Katt Gaya Hai..

3/24/2012

Gham-e-Zindagi Kise Sunaon Mera Bakra Katt Gaya Hai
Mein Khushi Kahan Se Laaon Mera Bakra Katt Gaya Hai

Tumhain Ye Gila Hai K Mizaaj Kyun Hain Barham
Kaho Kaise Muskuraon Mera Bakra Katt Gaya Hai

Bachpan Mein Kaise Usko Khilata Tha Chaara Har Din
Mujhe Yaad Mat Dilao Mera Bakra Katt Gaya Hai

Tumhen Eid Ki Khushi Hai Mujhe Yaad Hai Wo Lekin
Mein Ye Kaise Bhool Jaaon Mera Bakra Katt Gaya Hai :(

Be-Khuwaab Zindagi Ka Paristar Kon Tha???

3/22/2012

Be-Khuwaab Zindagi Ka Paristar Kon Tha???
Itni Udaas Raat Mein Be-Daar Kon Tha???

Kis Ko Ye Fiqar Thi K Mohabbat Mein Kya Hua???
Hum Is Pe Lar Rahe Thay Wafadaar Kon Tha???

100 Kashtiyaan Jala K Chalay Sahilon Se Hum..
Ab Tumko Kya Batayen K Us Paar Kon Tha???

Ye Faisla To Waqt Bhi Shayad Na Kar Sakay!
Sach Kon Bolta Tha Adakaar Kon Tha???

Arsa Guzar Gaya Hai Yehi Sochte Huay..
Pepsi 65 Ki Karna Wala Kalakaar Kon Tha???

Shukria Itne Ghor Se Parhnay Ka..

Pepsi Ghazal (Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???)

3/22/2012

Agar Khila Nahi Sakte To Paida Karna Band Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Machar Jo Hon Zada To Khirkiyan Darwazay Band Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Rotiyan Le Aao Thandi Par Salan To Garam Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Dua Jab Bhi Maango To Aankhon Ko Apni Num Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Iftaari Ho Kisi Ki To Khud Ko Tum Be-Sharam Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Dimaagh Kharaab Karna Ho Kisi Ka To Ye Sawaal Ek Dum Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Poori Ghazal Hi Likh Daali Ab To Ye Qissa Khatam Kar Do

Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 Ki Kar Do???

Dosto Shehar Ki Is Daud Me Daud K Karna Kya Hai?

3/14/2012

Shehar Ki Is Daud Me Daud K Karna Kya Hai?
Jab Yehi Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai?

Paheli Barish Me Train Late Hone Ki Fikr Hai
Bhul Gaye Bhigte Huay Tahelna Kya Hai?

Serails Ke Kirdaaro Ka Saara Haal Hai Malum
Par Maa Ka Haal Puchhne Ki Fursat Kise Hai?

Ab Rait Pe Nange Pao Tahelte Kyun Nahi?
108 Hain Channel Phir Dil Bahelte Kyun Nahi?

Internet Ki Duniya Ki Tu Touch Me Hai
Lekin Pados Me Kon Raheta Hai Jaante Tak Nahi

Mobile, Landline Sab Ki Bharmaar Hai
Lekin Jigri Dost Tak Pohanche Aisi Taar Kahan Hai?

Kab Doobte Huay Suraj Ko Dekha Tha Yaad Hai?
Kab Jaana Tha Shaam Ka Woh Banana Kya Hai?

To Dosto Shehar Ki Is Daud Me Daud K Karna Kya Hai?
Jab Yehi Jeena Hai To Phir Marna Kya Hai?

Meri Talaash Mein Hain..

3/14/2012

Idhar To Shehar Ke Ganjay Meri Talaash Mein Hain
Udhar Tamaam Lafangey Meri Talaash Mein Hain

Main Un Ka Maal Gaban Kar K Jab Say Baitha Hoon
Yateem Khaanay K Bachey Meri Talaash Mein Hain

Mila Hai Nuskha Jawaani Palat Ka Jab Se Mujhe
Tumhare Shehr K Buddhay Meri Talaash Mein Hain

Main Jin K Waastay Jootay Chura K Jail Gaya
Woh Le K Haath Mein Jootey Meri Talaash Mein Hain

Diya Hai Naam Kafan Chor Jab Se Tum Ne Mujhe
Puraani Qabron K Murday Mairi Talaash Mein Hain

Patey Ki Baat Jo Moonh Se Nikal Gayi Paagal
Tumhare Shehar K Paglay Meri Talaash Mein Hain

Mix Funny Shair

3/14/2012

Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Jab Jab Hum Ne Chaha Tab Tab Tum Jaage
Kyun K Tumhare Ghar Ki Ghanti Hum Hi Baja Kar Bhage
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Ek To Aap Itratay Boht Ho
Dil Ko Hamare Behlate Boht Ho
Sochtein Hai Aap Ko DINNER Par Le Jayen
Par Kya Karen ZALIM Tum Khate Boht Ho

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Hum Bhi Dost Tere Liye TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Gaur Farmaaiga..
Hum Bhi Dost Tere Liye TAJ MAHAL Banaaenge..
Ek Cup Shubah.. Aur Ek Cup Shaam Ko Pilaenge
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Mere Marne Ke Baad Mere Doston
Yun Aansoo Na Bahana
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To
Seedhe Upar Chale Aana!!
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Amiri Ke Khwab Dekhne Laga
Angreji Sharab Chakhane Laga
Baap Ne Kabhi Pager Nahi Dekha
Aur Beta Mobile Rakhne Laga!!!
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Hathi Nay Kaha Ja Kar Hathni Ki Kabar Per
Sadqay Jaoon Tumhari Patli Kamar Per

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Tum Bhi Bechara Hum Bhi Bechara
Fittay Mu Tumhara Fittay Mu Hamara

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Lahore Ki Larkiyan Dholki Bajati Hain
Multan Ki Larkiyan Halwa Banati Hain
Faisalabad Ki Larkiyan Kachorian Banati Hain
Karachi Ki Larkiyan Pagal Banati Hain

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Larkay Aj Kal Kay..

3/14/2012

Bohat Hi Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Karte Hain
Yeh Larkay Kyun Apna Waqt Barbaad Karte Hain

Zara Samjha Karo Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
K Sharif Zaaday Kahan Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain

Kissi Se Luv U? Kehte Hain Kissi Se Hug U? Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Karte Hain Who Kya Khak Karte Hain??

Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Karte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paison Ka Khana Kharab Karte Hain

Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Karte Hain
Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Hans K Taala Karte Hain

Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain

Nahi Agar Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor
To Larkiyon K Face Mein Kya Talaash Karte Hain???

Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon In Pe Likh Kar
Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum In Ko Maaf Karte Hain..

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

3/14/2012

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Dil Ka Connection Mila Dein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Doston Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein

Homework Pora Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi

Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is K
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees

Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Sonay Ke Baad Lagaon Ga

Saheli Nahi Meri Haan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Wo Saaray Ke Saaray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain

Ladkiyan Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
Saara Kaam Khatam Kar K
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain

Ab To Mujhe Internet Laga Dein
Meri Bhi Mauj Kara Dein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahu
Daddy Internet Laga Dein